@SteveDutzy: I hate killing bugs so instead I spend hours trying to get it in a cup so I can toss it outside after accidentally taking off 3 of its legs.
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@TEXASVETERAN: Finishing up my time machine. Bolting down the flux capacitor now. I'll start small and go back a couple of seconds just to see if it works.
@filmbizpro: Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
@GreenishDuck: Sorry it took me 10 months to text you back. I'm a snake now and I typed this with my head.