@qwertying: I hate people who say 'Age is just a number' — Age is clearly a word.
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@RorynotRoy: Spent all last night mouthing words to my dog to try and convince him that he'd gone deaf.
@TimHaynesJr: That heroic moment where one of your chips break off in the dip and you send another one into save it.
@elle91: A haiku to my boss who asked me to work this weekend: Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha no
@Storminika: I hate it when guys use pickup lines like, 'Hey, what's your friend's name?' on me. Worst pickup line ever.