@Lisa_Laughs_: I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers.
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@david8hughes: Me: you're mad at me about what happened earlier aren't you? Arresting officer: little bit
@_Enanem_: I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
@awordforaword: "Are you listening to understand or to be right?" ~ sometimes pretending to listen results in unexpected mutiple choice questions
@Scdavis24: Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri "What do women want?" She's been talking nonstop for the last two days now.