@CroweJam: I hate weddings, funerals and the symphony. I never know when to clap.
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@RorynotRoy: "Have you tried sleeping? Okay. And you've had enough burritos lately? Hmm. Well, this is puzzling." - me as a doctor
@tone765: America: Japanese ads are extremely weird Also America: *airs commercials about toilet paper obsessed bears that are constantly shitting*
@BriarSlyMalice: I told my kids I'd rather they "pull the plug" than let me live in a vegetative state dependent on machines. So they hid my phone charger.
@lilgapeach30: I dance in my car, unashamed, in hopes of one day driving beside somebody as fun as me and sparking a dance off.