@KKAlThani: I hate when I decide to sleep and my brain goes like "Come back here! Remember that thing you did, why?" & we stay up talking about it.
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@TheCatWhisprer: Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it.
@dumbbeezie: Fun fact: they used acronyms back in colonial times too but DOS meant Dead of Smallpox and LMFAO meant Lost My Farm and Outbuildings
@causticbob: Breaking News. Apple is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand
@KentWGraham: I hate when I’m running on the treadmill for half an hour and look down to see it’s been 4 minutes.