@thequeensheart: I hate when I skip lunch and come home and inhale my kitchen
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@jake_lach: I don't punish the dog for eating my unattended food because I do the same thing to other people
@ValeeGrrl: I take it personally when the UPS guy drops off a package for my neighbors but doesn't bring me one.
@DothTheDoth: Don't invite me over unless you are trying to secretly transfer a cursed object to me.