@thequeensheart: I hate when I skip lunch and come home and inhale my kitchen
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@ceejoyner: PENSIVE MAN: the most terrifying enemy we face is the fear within PERSON WHO NARROWLY SURVIVED A GRIZZLY ATTACK: or a bear
@living_marble: One thing books from 100 years ago teach us is that if you leave a baby in the jungle, it'll be fine. Better than fine, actually.
@bridger_w: When I die, please bury me wrapped in a sheet. That way I won't have to look for one when I become a ghost