@batsly: I hate when I walk in on another guy in a bathroom stall and, since we're both on our phones, neither of us notices until I sit on his lap.
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@nachosarah: my new diet is not buying things at the store that make the cashier say wow someone's having a party
@designersays: I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy.
@Ristolable: Seize the day. Attack the week. Murder the month. Approach your life in a generally violent way.