@ScreaminZeman: I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions.
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@seamussaid: I bring my own pen into the bank because I don't need any god dammed chains telling me where I can and cannot write
@ninjadinosaur1: I dropped my popcicle in the tub. I'm awfully sad. It was banana. Now it just tastes like bubble bath.
@canadian_jane: I respect strippers because its really hard to dance by yourself and not look stupid.
@meganamram: Sometimes I sit on my hand till it's numb so it feels like someone else is googling my name