@junejuly12: I have 8 pens in my bag, cause you never know when an octopus will mosey along and need to sign things.
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@MatCro: [doctor's] INVISIBLE MAN: Am I cured doc? DR: Your tests are all clear IM: Is that good? DR: [talking to wrong empty chair] I'm not sure
@Pork_Chop_Hair: Him: SHE SAID YES!! Me, handing him fries: you really don’t need to scream that for every customer who supersizes their order, Jeffrey.
@13spencer: “If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you-“ *interrupting* haha, he said prick
@DeanOkay: Wish someone would invent a device that would allow me to speak instead of having to text back and forth 30 times to get my point across.