@TommyKarate: I have a big butt and I can not lie.
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@jake_lach: My neighbor and I accidentally made eye contact today when she caught me making a sandwich in her kitchen
@DurtMcHurtt: Hobos are like cats, they'll let you pet them until you stop feeding them cat food.
@Plurmo: "What should we call the big finger?" "'Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one?" "PINKY!" "............."