@o__0Dev: I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy!" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!
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@mstern68: [Interview] Me: I really need the paycheck Him: This is an unpaid internship. Me: Do you provide snacks? Him: Um, yes Me: Keep going...
@XplodingUnicorn: Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work.
@dumbbeezie: Goodnight everyone except the guy who invented that thing that shows that you are typing something
@realHamOnWry: My nephew asked, "What's the secret to a long life?" I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"