@VerbsRProudest: I have a draft that just says "rhino!" & I cannot even wrap my brain around why I thought that would make sense.
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@Tw1tter_K1tten: Hiding the bank statement from your husband is the new hiding your report card from your parents.
@LuckoftheDraw86: "Every child's a gift." "Your 'gift' is eating his own boogers right now." "..." "I hope you saved the receipt."
@pevbim: I've never held a baby before "It'll be fine" *I accidentally put the baby in a box and mail it to North Korea*
@honeybadgerMel: Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.