@meganamram: I have a friend visiting from out of town. What's your fave place in LA to look at your phone??
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@icrushedmyhalo: Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*
@jonnysun: noah's google search history: "wat is arc" "why would god want circle segment" "arc or ark" "how many animals" "5,000,000 x 2" "is god real"
@darinlovesbacon: I once stayed in a motel that was so seedy, the Bible in the drawer only had 7 commandments