@meganamram: I have a friend visiting from out of town. What's your fave place in LA to look at your phone??
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@BareChesty: You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says "After 300 yards, stop and let me out"
@Brampersandon_: FIANCÉ: where should we go on our honeymoon ME (after hearing there's a charizard hidden at mt rushmore): how do you feel about south dakota
@1Bad_Scientist: I'm at my most British when she says "teabag me" and I drop a sack of Earl Grey in her mouth.
@NYC_Blonde: If someone specifies that you're book-smart and not street-smart or street-smart but not book-smart, they're calling you stupid.