@meganamram: I have a friend visiting from out of town. What's your fave place in LA to look at your phone??
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@baronvonbike: Do you think police always say “Do you know why I pulled you over?” on the off chance that you’ll admit to some high crime? “Shit... Was it the treason?”
@trish07tx: How to piss me off: rearrange the grocery store. How to send me into a psychotic rage: rearrange the liquor store.
@ThaJawn: *gives up horoscopes for Lent *caves and reads horoscope "You are weak willed and lack conviction"