@SortaBad: I have a friend who doesn't drink coffee, so to stay alert at work he gets a healthy amount of sleep each night. What a loser
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@lasergirl70: On Valentine's evening I usually stay in and watch a romantic movie. You know, like American Psycho.
@Book_Krazy: Me: Well hello again. I knew you'd be back. I seem to have that effect on people Fed Ex: Just sign here so I can leave
@jake_lach: -"I was the girl that hated you back in high school." -"I'm sorry, can you be more specific?"