@osno13: i have a heavy flow maxi pad in my wallet so it looks like i have lots of money
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@velvettusk: "Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too.
@monicaheisey: i watched a bunch of spy movies and developed this extremely accurate FBI floorplan
@geowizzacist: My 3yo: Help I dropped a coin in the toilet come and get it out. Me (looks): I can't see anything in there. 3: That's because I flushed.
@InternetHippo: I’m trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28