@osno13: i have a heavy flow maxi pad in my wallet so it looks like i have lots of money
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@jaaaaaayyyyyyyy: Barkeep. Send a drink over to little ms. thang over there. Tell her it's from me Sir, that's a Ms. Pac-Man machine *raises glass, winks*
@tracyofthenorth: People who say "seriously, another one?" after your 3rd slice of pizza are not people you need in your life.