@osno13: i have a heavy flow maxi pad in my wallet so it looks like i have lots of money
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@chickenmclovin: New way to avoid pregnancy: Wear double condom with chilli powder in between. If outer breaks she will know, if inner breaks u will know.
@AnOrangeSNES: [Kitchen] Me: I'm a were-state. When the moon is full I turn into a US state. Wife: No you don't the moon is full now. Me: *Illinois noises*
@BigPlanetEarth: People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.