@MattMelvin: I have a sixth sense of humor. I laugh at dead people.
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@ComedyCarter: In life, God is my co-pilot. Unfortunately He is on the no-fly list thanks to His ties to several extremist groups.
@my_minivan_life: "Owen, you must hide this baby from Anakin Skywalker at all costs." "Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?" "That's cool."
@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid