@MattMelvin: I have a sixth sense of humor. I laugh at dead people.
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@NJFreudian: I think twitter is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
@secondofhername: If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry
@Kyle_Raney: My mind says "no" but my heart says "yes", all my vital organs speak English, it's very confusing and loud