@lovemydogduck: I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets.
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@iamburtjarvis: riddler: check out aquaman's new tweet: "on my way to destroy the legion of doom with fam" lex luthor: you follow aquaman? LOL others: LOL
@treadmilld: Someone just honked their horn to get me out of my parking space quicker so now we will both be here until we're dead.