@DaHess1: I have an outstanding credit score and even know a dude named Tanner but I'm still not white enough to drink pumpkin beer.
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@OakHill_: Elf on the Shelf Log: Day 1: I hung him from a lamp, oh the hilarity. Day 6: I think he IS moving at night. Day 9: He’s in my liquor again. Day 12: Wife and kids moved out, Jingles thinks it’s for the best. Day 21: *house burns, sirens wail in the distance.
@TheAlexNevil: "See you later alligator" "In a whilst crocodile" -why we fought the British for independence