@silent_musings: I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case.
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@SteveDutzy: Zelda: Why aren't you mowing the lawn? Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
@awescar: If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it.
@DaHess1: Whenever someone dies they always tell me God called them home so that's why I'll never give Jesus my real phone number.