@wittwitbarista: I have an ungodly amount of Taco Bell hot sauce packets for being a grown woman who's nutritionally responsible for two children.
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@duplicitron: I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell.
@SouthernStylin1: The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb
@dru0887: No, LinkedIn. I would not like to link my Twitter account but thank you for trying to get me unemployed for life.