@wittwitbarista: I have an ungodly amount of Taco Bell hot sauce packets for being a grown woman who's nutritionally responsible for two children.
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@robfee: Imagine being the kid that got cut from the team on Air Bud because they had to make a roster spot for a golden retriever.
@shkeeber: Me: *applies temporary tattoos* Mom: Unicorn tats? Me: I'm in a gang. Mom: Ha! With who, Lisa Frank? Me: You just made a powerful enemy.
@OpenClassMX: If I say I love you, don't read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too.