@BrettDruck: I have bad fight or flight instincts. Guy wants a fight in an elevator, I try to run. Truck heading straight at me 45 mph, let's do this bro
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@HighOnDrunk: I don't mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just ridiculous!
@Inferno_V: "Don't put your brother in the fridge" is something I never thought I'd say, yet here I am.
@liv_thatsme: There are so many scary things in life: -fear -hate -murder -injustice -the woman in line behind me who just said "boughten"