@wolfpupy: i have been told spending the night in this haunted house will grant me immunity from being pranked or fooled on the april fool day
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@NourHadidi: I have social anxiety but am toxically polite. I faked plans to get out of talking to someone & then invited them to the fake plans.
@HMittelmark: If somebody at a party tells you they're a writer, get excited, hold up the nearest book, and ask, wide-eyed, "DID YOU WRITE THIS?"
@Fun_Beard: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966): A hermit living within his means is ultimately corrupted by the power of consumerism.