@drunkNnaughty: I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@IGotsSmarts: Everybody wants to change the world, but no one can find a diaper that's big enough.
@TheMichaelRock: Me: did you get into my weed again? Wife *dipping a pop tart in ranch dressing* what?
@Angrytrashman: I grew up in a time where your mothers saliva was the most powerful cleaning agent around.
@LeslieInMpls: The cheapest way to make your lips look fuller is to trip on a dog toy, land flat on your face, then sit back and enjoy the swelling.