@drunkNnaughty: I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be.
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@lisaxy424: Me: time for bed Brain: yeah I'm tired too M: really? wow we may actually get some slee- B: hey do you think anyone's died in this house?
@SondraDeeMe: It may be autocorrect, but I'm excited to see how this plays out when I drive my friend to pickup her satan wedding dress.
@RexHuppke: Just once I want to see a new parent post a baby photo on Facebook with the words: "Still not sure if we like it, tbh."
@AlexRogaski: The difference between running and jogging is that runners compete in races and joggers find dead bodies on Law and Order