@drunkNnaughty: I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be.
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@AbbyHasIssues: People who say I'm hard to shop for obviously didn't see how excited I just got finding an almond on the couch.
@samalmightysam: I wanted to kill myself by drinking 100 beers, but when I finished my second one, I felt much better.