@TimB5150: I miss the days if you were angry while on the phone, you could slam it down without costing $400!
@shahnischmani: I JUST CONSUMED SO MUCH SUGAR THAT I FEEL ALL SHOUTY IN MY HEAD AND CAPS LOCKY AND HOLY CRAP HOW DO PEOPLE DO ACTUAL DRUGS
@psybermonkey: [Family game night]
Grandma: what are the rules?
Me: omg for the last time, we spin the chamber and take turns shooting ourselves in the head
@envydatropic: Digs hole so deep to bury feelings I end up in China
@hand_jive: Fact: If you ever blow me a kiss, I'm catching it and sticking it down my pants.
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