@CourageDR: I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there's no point in bothering with hash browns then.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TimB5150: I miss the days if you were angry while on the phone, you could slam it down without costing $400!
@shahnischmani: I JUST CONSUMED SO MUCH SUGAR THAT I FEEL ALL SHOUTY IN MY HEAD AND CAPS LOCKY AND HOLY CRAP HOW DO PEOPLE DO ACTUAL DRUGS
@psybermonkey: [Family game night] Grandma: what are the rules? Me: omg for the last time, we spin the chamber and take turns shooting ourselves in the head
@envydatropic: Digs hole so deep to bury feelings I end up in China
@hand_jive: Fact: If you ever blow me a kiss, I'm catching it and sticking it down my pants.
COMMENTS