@djderk: I have enough money to live comfortably the rest of my life if I die next thursday
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@JessObsess: I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook.
@pleatedjeans: Crime tip: commit all your crimes in space NASA is not the space police there are no laws up there you will not go to jail
@briangaar: The premise of Batman is that, deep down, all billionaires just want to be first-year patrol cops
@DebasaurusRex: Autocorrect, no matter how many times I tell you, I don't want anyone's duck in my can't.