@Arroia: I have failed math eleventeen times or so.
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@JohnHilsen: Oranges got their name from their orange juice-like flavor and orange juice-like color.
@gobmentcheese: I like to stand next to a stranger on the elevator and whisper, "I read what you said on the internet."