@Arroia: I have failed math eleventeen times or so.
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@randomnloveit: If people are going to judge me they should at least hold up scorecards so I know how I'm doing.
@Wine_Charmer: PSA: Flip flops are the safest shoes to wear. They tell potential predators that you have nothing to lose.
@theshantilly: "Ma'am, are you aware that you were going 92 in a 55? I'm gonna need you to step out of the car." "Um, I have a boyfriend."