@Arroia: I have failed math eleventeen times or so.
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@citizenkawala: Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump.
@jazmasta: [first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] "Dr that's the model skeleton"