@YourMomsucksTho: I have like 17 hours to kill I think I'll listen to one Pink Floyd song
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@roggyie: When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write `"WASH ME"` on her face.
@david8hughes: Reporter: are you nervous about the fight? Me nervously: no Reporter: he said he's going to 'rip your heart out' Me crying: but I need it
@Brampersandon_: *Trains lightning bugs to spell* Karen, they have a message for u WILL YOU M- "Omg Yes!" OVE OUT? Oh good. Here I packed your bags already.
@smithsara79: Me: *being pulled from my smashed car by paramedics & put on a stretcher* My mom: WAIT! *running up to the ambulance, out of breath* this never would've happened if you drank more water