@dog_feelings: i have locked myself in the bathroom. do not ask me how it happened. because i don’t have that information. hopefully. my stuffed fren sebastian. has already called. the proper authorities
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@KimmyMonte: *judge bangs gavel* Ok let's reconvene after a quick 20 min recess *immediately knocks over defense attorney to get to the slide first*
@Kimgee8: Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?
@AndyRichter: I just realized that there is absolutely nothing stopping me from telling elderly people that I wrote Despacito
@ryan_rachryan80: I use so many age defying crinkle creams that I don't have finger prints anymore.