@robfee: I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass.
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@Petote: My fish makes so much noise during the night that I wake up six times a night to ask him if we are fighting
@tarashoe: women and their purses! haha what's in there. tampons? lol. WATER? sweater? got sweaters? do you have an extra men's medium sweater in there
@LogicLaughs: That awkward moment you have long eye contact with someone who's really attractive, only cause it's too hard to walk away from the mirror.