@robfee: I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass.
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@adamallday: I like my meth labs like I like my girlfriends: highly unstable and locked in my basement.
@Muath_tu: My neighbor doesn't like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there.
@bigmacher: Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now.