@robfee: I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass.
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@iwearaonesie: Hell hath no fury like a woman who doesn't remember asking you to wake her up from a nap
@perlapell: You know you've just had lunch with a narcissist when your neck is stiff from nodding.
@Cyd10e: 4 y/o: What's your job? Me: I stay at home, take care of you, clean, cook the food... 4: That sounds boring. Do you want me to fire you?
@ObviouslyJustMe: Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory." Peter came fifth and won a toaster.