@LeagueofNope: I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!
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@alicewhitey: How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
@ruthakers: I hate when my kids say "But mom; it was an accident!" So were you pumpkin, but I still have to take responsibility for you.
@AIMMadellynne: Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?
@BradBroaddus: My wife and I found each other on a dating website.........3 years after we got married. That was awkward.