@LeagueofNope: I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!
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@FormerGrunt: When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume.
@Barknado69: Me: why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie Surgeon: wtf M: he was too far out man S: how are you still awake we heavily sedated you
@jordan_stratton: I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into.