@donni: "I have no advice. I can't talk! I am a building." -Prison advice
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@KeetPotato: leonardo dicaprio would have won 8 oscars by now if he was named after one of the cooler turtles
@Sanbel11: "Baby, I'm in the bedroom waiting for you" Now I got your attention, let me show you a proper way to make the bed.
@TheBoydP: I was confused when my wife asked me what I spent $108 on at the liquor store. I answered "liquor?" All is not a trick question. Apparently
@WildeThingy: [re-enacting the lift scene from Dirty Dancing] "come to me baby, and jump, and oops... You landed in my mouth again! You silly gummy bear."