@Skullcat: I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white.
@TrulyValued: HIPPO: I'm really heavy
ZIPPO: I'm a little lighter
@sarcasticmommy4: My son gave me a list of things he'd like in his Easter basket.
This isn't Christmas, kid. Do you want a chocolate bunny or not?
@dance_blessed: The club can't even handle me right now. Like, the club's just had a very emotionally draining day and the club's been in a weird place.
@TheRealDrTodd: "I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish."
- People who don't get how definitions work.