@Underchilde: I have the reflexes of a cat, but like if it was stoned.
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@bluebonetbabies: 1st child: you encourage creativity 2nd child: you encourage independent play 3rd child: you stifle all imagination to avoid a mess.
@man_in_radiator: I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles.
@DanMentos: "Rolls Royce" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef