@Underchilde: I have the reflexes of a cat, but like if it was stoned.
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@noog: "What sins have you committed?" Well... [20 minutes later] ... finally fit my whole fist up there. I shit you not. Father? *vomiting sound*
@E_lok44: *puts down window Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Yes *puts up window and drives away