@UpDocInc: I have twin brothers named Juan and Amal. I only carry a picture of one of them because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
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@librarianfonz: "I want to take you home, pull off your jacket, run my hand down your spine and curl up with you on the couch." -- bibliophiles, to books
@brennadine: It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside.
@Darlainky: Dear Santa, Please send gift cards. Your taste has gotten significantly worse in recent years.
@ericsshadow: [emergency room] DOCTOR: Point to what's causing you the most pain ME: I can't, they're at home playing xbox