@dumbbeezie: I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you
@NikkiLavelle: Autocorrect will be the dress of me
@LuvPug: I guess a good thing that would happen to me if the zombie apocalypse ever occurred is that I'd finally start running
@o__0Dev: If you can say "I made six figures last year," you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory.
@Phantasmagoriax: If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone.
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