@patnspankme: I haven't been this confused about what's going on since The Cranberries yodeled that one song about zombies.
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@kwirkyKerri: I don't wish anybody dead, but a well placed nasty rash on you would kind of make my day.
@TheAlexNevil: I've made friends on Twitter I never would've met in real life, and I wouldn't trade them for anything less than $200.
@dyldonot: RED RIDING HOOD: what big pupils you have grandmother WOLF: yeah I found some pills in the bathroom I love you they're unreal you want some?