@Moldy_Jellybean: I haven't had a good nights sleep since I started wondering what holds up those blocks in Mario.
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@geekysteven: "Why didn't any of you go back and kill Hitler?" TIME TRAVELER: We prioritized stopping Zortho the Endless Scourge in 1935. "Who?" TT: Bingo
@Gre_Gone: Me: *ziplines into wedding* "Sup nerds?" *pants get caught and tear off leaving me dangling naked upside down* Priest: "Ooh a piñata!"
@CorkyCrash: I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is "constipation."