@bingowings14: I haven't said a single truthful thing on here since I became the King of Sweden.
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@wheatnik: My bucket list is just the words "afford things" written in orange crayon on a paper towel.
@Cheeseboy22: The lady behind me in line at Target was frustrated I was writing a check, so I got out a feather pen and ink bottle and did it right.