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@awescar: I haven't swam competitively since I was a sperm.
@man_spach: It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
@shkeeber: My job blocked the Favstar website and I'm not sure if I should quit or take hostages.
Haha! Jk. I'm totally taking hostages.
@sistersurf: I just read someone's TL who starred me, forgot who I was reading, starred & RT'd a gazillion RT's on their TL, ended up in Mexico married.
@totallyinatiff: There is no cool way to chase after a ping pong ball.
@BlindChow: The remote isn't working! And the TV's stuck on Food Network again!
"Are you in the kitchen?"
"Honey, that's the microwave."