@awescar: I haven't swam competitively since I was a sperm.
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@Ohaiqtpie: On a poster in my math class "4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions" The sad thing is my first thought was "Oh good, I'm not alone!"
@maebemarbles: "Ugh, it's so dark!" *shivers* "And cold! Why is it so huge? It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever?!" - Larry, the worst astronaut
@PleaseBeGneiss: So you brush your teeth with hair on a stick and brush your hair with teeth on a stick. Humans, you've made it.