@Boleyngirly: I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack..
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@mommy_cusses: When one door opens, another one opens, and then another, and another. Because kids.
@InternetHippo: SUPERHERO: I alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger ME: Me too, that’s also my reason
@Schmoodles: Me: When does karaoke start? Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I ? Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.