@Boleyngirly: I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack..
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@trish07tx: How to piss me off: rearrange the grocery store. How to send me into a psychotic rage: rearrange the liquor store.
@TheGabbieShow: that horrifying moment when a kid asks u to help find his mom bc he was always told if he was lost to ask a grownup & u realize ur a grownup
@neiltyson: Urge is strong to leave work early on summer Fridays to avoid traffic. Most do it & become the traffic they sought to avoid.
@LLBadge: My GPS just did a shoulder shrug and said, "uhm, take a left here?" This can't be good.