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@aPunch2theJunk: I heard someone say a guy on TV "oozes sexiness."

I don't think oozing is very sexy at all.

If something oozes, it's probably infected.

I heard someone say a guy on TV “oozes sexiness.”

I don’t think oozing is very sexy at all.

If something oozes, it’s probably infected.

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