@TheBoydP: I heard that no real accountants were consulted during the filming of the new movie The Accountant. They want the movie to be entertaining.
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@PopSlapFunk: I don't mean to brag about my patience, but I just waited 5 whole seconds before passing a student driver and flicking them off.
@thestlouisan: I just want to have enough followers so that my children can tweet comfortably for the rest of their lives.
@roggyie: If Tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.