@TheBoydP: I heard that no real accountants were consulted during the filming of the new movie The Accountant. They want the movie to be entertaining.
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@rolldiggity: I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, "Just diet and exercise, guys!"
@donni: He was a man of peace...until they burned down his village. Now, the quest for vengeance has turned him into...A Man Of Burning Things Down
@NoogsCorner: Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now.
@tchrquotes: [Shipwreck diary] Day 1: Luckily the ship has enough food for 3 months. Longer if I ration well. Day 2: I am out of food.