@Anti_Joke_Apple: I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. I was like OMg.
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@NicestHippo: Thinking is hard, that's why I appreciate websites telling me in advance how I will feel about the article
@StellaRtwot: Why do other moms at the playground get all snotty if you ask their husband to push you when you're on a swing?
@DanMentos: "Bob's here" Bob from work or Bob THE HARBINGER OF DEATH *an icy wind blows as black clouds consume the sky* "Bob from work" *clouds recede*