@Anti_Joke_Apple: I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. I was like OMg.
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@lecalabara: "To hell with it, thats good enough." - every person after theyve ever tried to iron a shirt. Ever.
@Jodesaroo: Forget waterboarding, just put a cold hand on my belly and I'll tell you anything you want to know.
@iamWillemDafoe: oooh pretty wing tattoos on your back, do they symbolize how you have no idea how big wings need to be to carry your weight