@gorrdano: I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw.
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@Thedudish: Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there.
@trojansauce: [after frodo throws the ring into the volcano] FRODO: well? VOLCANO: omg yes! FRODO: i love you VOLCANO: i love you too
@DamonHunzeker: Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about.