@gorrdano: I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw.
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@lancshotlot: Just accidentally combined "chew the fat" with "shoot the shit". I won't spoil the surprise but neither have a good outcome.
@thedad: Me: I just don’t see how Luigi could afford a mansion like that on a plumber’s salary, especially since he worked for his brother Wife: see what I mean? Therapist: shut up for a second he has a point
@WheelTod: "Dad?" "Yes, son?" "Where do busboys come from?" "Well, son. When a boy loves a bus very, very much..."