@gorrdano: I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw.
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@underchilde: If you buy a Mustang and don’t rev the engine at every red light, the bank will repossess it.
@TheMichaelRock: The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone.
@EnvysDeadNana: I'm not above apologizing for my drunken behavior I'm just sick of repeating myself