@SarahFemme: I hope at my funeral someone has the foresight to bring a Ouija board so I can live tweet Hell.
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@AnOrangeSNES: [Standing still for a picture] I guess you can say I'm *turns around for a second and the camera goes off* not good at posing for pictures.
@QwertyJones3: Damn girl, are you my Boy Scout troop leader? Cause you're making me pitch a tent.
@iamspacegirl: God *up on a chair, shrieking*: GET IT GET IT Mrs God: You know they're more afraid of you than you are of them *gently sweeps man outside*
@jabbins: Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man