@Cheeseboy22: I hope at the end of the movie, Batman and Superman have to sit down and write a list of all the things they appreciate about each other.
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@UncleDuke1969: "How much for this toaster?" "An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers?" "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
@flouncingqueen: [airplane nose dives] *turns to kid behind 'Could you please stop kicking my seat!'
@KellyMeldrum: My kids are so aware that I'm a bad driver that if I start the car before they have their seatbelts on, they cry.
@Elizasoul80: I can't believe I live in a world where our only defense against a blizzard is buying extra milk.