@hunz74: I hope "citibank" is better at math than spelling.
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@causticbob: BBC:when a women is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher pitch than normal That explains why every woman I talk to sounds like Batman
@megfraser: I'm surprised "slow internet connection" doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials.
@KyleMcDowell86: [on date] *okay don't let her know you're a T-Rex* Her: Can you pass the salt please? Me: Crap...