@CaniacMONK: I hope I get a good grade on my kids science project this year.
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@steveolivas: Asked my wife if I was going to get a "tip" for driving her around today. She laughed and laughed. Apparently so hard, she got a headache.
@naughtywriter2: I get about your body being a temple but... right now I wanna turn mine into a bouncy castle, it sounds more like fun. I'm all about fun.
@simoncholland: Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on? Stop talking in secret code.