@Eden_Eats: I hope my neighbors follow me on Twitter cause their car's lights are on.
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@The_Grant_Boldt: "Hi can I just have a single burger?" I'm sorry, all of our burgers are in a relationship "But that's not eve- Please show some respect
@batkaren: JON: What should I do with these extra mustard packs? MARY: Just stuff 'em in the Lazy Susan. SUSAN: Hey, I'm right here! (*remains seated*)
@Humor_Fetish: There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.