@Eden_Eats: I hope my neighbors follow me on Twitter cause their car's lights are on.
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@prozdkp: you know a tweet’s gotten spread around when random catholics get mad at you “PLEASE DON’T GO TO MASS IF YOU’RE NOT CATHOLIC” my..my wife wanted me to go, you turkey, catholic mass is not my go-to choice for a FUN NIGHT OUT
@TheBoydP: Did you hear about the armored car guard who was really surprised to get fired? He thought he had job security...