@Eden_Eats: I hope my neighbors follow me on Twitter cause their car's lights are on.
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@dubstep4dads: ZOMBIE 1: why do we eat brains? ZOMBIE 2: because. It's food for thought! haha ZOMBIE 1: [sigh]
@_NinJar: [Dr.] "Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you'll die" *slowly raises piece of cheese to mouth* "Don't do it" *eats cheese* *dies*
@MsCassieDaniels: A cat is the animal equivalent of the girl who hated you for no reason in high school.