@amydillon: I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath.
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@Bad_Ass_Trucker: Me: Did you hear that? Her: Go check it out Me: Are You Crazy? They always kill the good looking people first Her: You'll be alright